Having done all I could to take over my home world I decided to take a justified break and moved into this cosy little place called Earth. Here I discovered the most amazing device known as TV and have since become an addict. This program is know holding my attention and I am determined to get to the bottom of its mysteries. In the meantime I am dividing my attention between running the Marines, entertaining the brats and playing Orcball.

One day I may decide to subjugate this world and grind the combined armies of it rulers beneath my booted feet. Until then ... beer and cable!