"After decades of Back Bacon and Mountie jokes we snapped.
In a stunning military operation codenamed Operation Inuksuk, The Cape Breton Liberation Army launched a frontal assault on the American rear.
Under the Command of Col. Ralph Klein a secret raid was mounted. The use of a single Avro Arrow which survived the Kennedy era purge of Canadian technology assured a Canuck victory. HMCS Bras D’or played an integual roll as a stealth command and control platform positioned of the American East Coast.
Major General Michel Poutine infiltrated the top secret NORAD instalation in deep within Cheyenne mountain. The Banting virus was installed into the missile warning and space operations computers and the American Forces were unable to detect and track the launch of the Canadian Bowmark Missile armada.
The result was American confusion and finger pointing the likes of which have not been seen since Benedict Arnold saved the Canadian colonys from American invasion in 1780,
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